Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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