So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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