You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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