You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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