just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I've blown a few things in my day
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You pole danced in your parka.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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