My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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