I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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