Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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