: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
