We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
did you just send me my own nude
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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