is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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