Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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