Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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