that's an acceptable place to lick
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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