Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
and you fell through a lawn chair
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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