Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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