I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
No subtext here. People are naked.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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