at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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