Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He had one of those small greek statue penises
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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