When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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