I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
