i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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