He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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