they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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