Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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