We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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