I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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