My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
