So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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