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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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