Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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