Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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