Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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