This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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