how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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