: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
You don't make any sense
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