a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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