do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I cockslap morals
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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