scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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