You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
The uberlube is also flammable
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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