You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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