Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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