You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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