You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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