Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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