I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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