nut hugger
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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