I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
how drunk are you?
Several
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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