Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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