how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Randomize
