Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just cut my nipple shaving
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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