I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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